Thank you for always being there for me and greeting me with that little green half-smile every time we hang out. When I have MORE ESSAYS THAN I CAN COUNT to complete, you always find a way to give me the energy boost I need. Whether it's from a 3-shot Caramel Macchiato or a black Pike Place Roast, you deliver. You're not always that convenient for me but I go out of my way to get to you because, well... that's what friends do. If there is one downfall about our completely one-sided relationship, it's that you burn through my wallet like you nitric acid! Due to that frustration, I must say adieu. You shall not steal my money any longer! (this week, anyway).